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		<title>The Weinerlogues, Performed By Bill Maher &amp; Jane Lynch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 09:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t get HBO, so I can&#8217;t see . But since I love Mahr and Jane Lynch, I just had to share this clip in which the dynamic duo read...]]></description>
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		<title>Dating Rules: Should You Say “I Love You” First?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the “Rules that everyone tells you that are just plain stupid” files… Relationship rule myth: Never, and I mean never, say ‘I love you’ first. OK, suppose every single...]]></description>
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		<title>Rape Isn&#8217;t So Bad If It&#8217;s For Lust &amp; Not Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 14:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My area of the Twitterverse is a-fire with tweets about this idiotic post by Roger Helmer MEP: Words like “rape” and “murder” cover a spectrum of activities, and degrees of...]]></description>
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		<title>Responding To AskMen.com&#8217;s Top 10 Scary Girlfriend Behaviors</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 09:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alessia here, responding to AskMen.com&#8217;s Top 10 Scary Girlfriend Behaviors, so that they &#8212; and you &#8212; can, you know, learn something. 10 She knows things about you that you...]]></description>
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		<title>Cosmo Aims To Sweep Her Off Her Feet With Bad Sex Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Motherhood Metamorphosis, Deanna writes, &#8220;You Know Sex Ed Is Really Bad When&#8230; Cosmo can&#8217;t even get it right. In their instructions for Sex Position of the Day: Sensual Shower,...]]></description>
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		<title>Two Tickets To Erotica Novella-Land, Maxim Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a real shocker, Maxim publishes obvious sex information with girl-on-girl photos. (Just &#8216;cuz hubby got shafted with a Maxim replacement subscription when Stuff folded, does he have to keep...]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Replaces His 8 Plus?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumor has it that Jon (of Jon and Kate + may be doing a &#8220;reality show&#8221; dating the Octomom. I heard it on some TV show or other, but Christine...]]></description>
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		<title>Boo-Hoo, Poor Wife-Beater Complains</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to write a rabid response to this bozo who wrote into &#8220;Since You Asked&#8221; at Salon, whining that it&#8217;s unfair that he should have to worry about...]]></description>
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		<title>Divorce: Is It Really Funny &#8216;Cuz It&#8217;s True?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At first glance, these &#8220;grounds for divorce&#8221; snippets from a 1949 issue of Quick magazine seem funny &#8212; but then you read them, and then&#8230; You realize that it&#8217;s not...]]></description>
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		<title>Pepsi Perpetuates Predatory Males</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alessia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pepsi&#8217;s latest foray into social media with an iPhone app for its AMP energy drink is more than trending on Twitter &#8212; it&#8217;s downright pissing women (and men who give...]]></description>
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