Breaking Free Is A Drag (Or, Drag Queens Part 1)
March 17, 2010 by Deanna
Filed under On Our Gay-dar, Sexism Is Sexy, You Outta Be In Pictures
Glowing Doll Danielle says she was “totally gob smacked” watching Freddie Mercury’s “sexy mustachioed housewife” in Queen’s I Want To Break Free.
In her post, Danielle also wrote:
I love drag queens because they can dress like women but without all of the pressure to look pretty or be sexy. I know there are plenty of women [...]
Aunt Lydia’s Baby Gender Prediction Method
February 23, 2010 by Deanna
Filed under Kitsch Witch, Orgasmic Irony
I found the following gem in the 1977 J. Gruber’s Hagers-Town, Town and Country Almanack, along with the usually almanac-ery, household tips, and a few grand ads (that I’ll be showing off later). It’s a prediction method for pregnant women to discover the gender of their baby.
In case the name Aunt Lydia sounds [...]
Because My Husband Is Mr. WalMart…
February 13, 2010 by Deanna
Filed under Curator's Notes, The Lunch Boat
OK, maybe so he’s not-so-much Mr. WalMart… But he is Derek — The Derek — of Derek’s Big Website of Wal-Mart Purchase Receipts. (Yeah, I married Internet Royalty — Old Guard Internet Royalty, not a dot.com bust-er, or a guy with some money to buy a presence.) Anyway, because of hubby’s history, I [...]
Taking Off Those Kid Gloves About The Collectors Convention
February 12, 2010 by Deanna
Filed under Curator's Notes, Event-us Momentous, Kitsch Witch
Hey, that conference I’m presenting at, the first annual Bookmark Collectors Virtual Convention, has been written up in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Which reminded me that I had not mentioned the event here, pestering you to attend. So, here it is, “Will you please attend the convention?”
I think there’s still some free commemorative bookmarks available, so [...]
Choke On Your Chocolate Cigars, Someone’s Having A Baby
February 6, 2010 by Deanna
Filed under The Lunch Boat
From the days of yore, when tobacco was cool…
Upgrade from candy cigarettes, or announce the birth of a new baby, with candy from this antique cigar chocolate mold.
Hiss & Spray, From My Books, Please Stay Away
December 31, 2009 by Deanna
Filed under Heavy Pet-ing, Knick-Knacks and Paddy-Whacks
I love these vintage cast iron cat bookends — their snarling faces and their wide-to-the-side ears are a warning to those who would handle my books without purr-mission or without great care.
The seller, wheelboy antiques, says these bookends are by Snead Co., and are marked with the date of 1925 — and apparently, some people [...]
Whatjamacallit Wednesday: Waste (Can) Not, Want (Can) Not?
November 18, 2009 by Deanna
Filed under Curator's Notes, Heavy Pet-ing
In response to my Gadabout post (about a vintage composition dog), Laura (of Doodle Week) said, “I really like how you know all this stuff about old things and how they were made. But how do you manage to keep all these collections without running out of room for yourself?”
Well, Laura, here’s the painful truth: [...]
Whatjamacallit Wednesday: Myrtle The Turtle
October 14, 2009 by Deanna
Filed under Curator's Notes, Heavy Pet-ing, Oddiophiles (Oddities for Audiophiles), Pulp Bitchin'
My mother is the one who started it, this tradition of making up silly songs to sing to your kids. I’ve twisted it onto singing songs about my children, usually silly rhymes sung to melodies from television themes songs — like Hunter’s Boo-Bear, Meet The Boo-Bear based on The Flinstones.The kids used to love it, [...]
Reporting On The Mayan Predicted Demise Of Our Planet
October 9, 2009 by Deanna
Filed under Kitsch Witch, Speculative Fiction
Early in 2010, Greta Sandler smelled the green, envisioning great commercial success in the “green” environmental movement. She cut and pasted digitally merged Shamanistic traditions and historical beauty tips, “recycling” non-attributed native sayings and public domain beauty advice into an ebook, Creating Inner Peace & Outer Beauty While Saving The Earth, published in April of [...]
She Would Like To RIM You Once Or Twice Before Bed
September 7, 2009 by Deanna
Filed under Advertising Sado-masochism, The Lunch Boat
Apparently in 1927 that involved the use of tweezers.
Whaaat? It’s an old Italian bon bon ad. Sheesh you guys.








