Niftees Nipple Warmers For The Girl Who Has Everything, made by USA Novelty, 1974. Baby, you think it’s cold outside? Wait ’til you see how frigid it gets when you give this gift. (Ugh. I have now just ruined that song — all versions — for myself.)
Thank heavens the “quarter for size comparison” trick was only used by the seller near the closed box!
I can’t decide if this means I’m not decent or just not a friend. Most likely you just got all caught up in the nipple warmers and forgot about me. Or, you remembered the issue of the nipple clamps and got upset about how slow the damned mail is to the US. I’m sure that’s it.