Funny and wise tips found on Twitter:
I love you
my ex cheated on me and gave me a STD
I’m sorry if I seem nervous. I don’t usually date outside the family
DAMN YOUR MOM IS HOT
“Can i borrow $20?”
my curfew is at 10pm
How much do you weigh. And im not asking becuase you look fat its jthe sex swing in the bedroom is only rated to 160lbs
I have commitment issues.
Can you believe minorities and women get to VOTE??? Crazy right?
do you wanna go see New Moon ?
I love this restaurant. My dates seem to cry a lot here but the restaurant itself is great.
i’m just waiting on my test results for my chlamydia test.
you know if you order lobster or steak or anythin over $10 I automatically get to f*** u for 3 months right?
PS You can hook-up with me on Twitter: @UnderarmStick.
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