About Author: Alessia

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Posts by Alessia

0August 17, 2011
The Weinerlogues, Performed By Bill Maher & Jane Lynch

I don’t get HBO, so I can’t see . But since I love Mahr and Jane Lynch, I just had to share this clip in which the dynamic duo read…
0August 12, 2011
The Only Way I’ll Date You…

Words to stitch and live by. Via.
1August 4, 2011
Happily Ever After?

In Wedded Blisters, Neely wonders if marriage is something she even wants to enter into. With the media, as she writes, “depicting marriage as this energy-sapping, miserable way of life,…
0July 27, 2011
Dating Rules: Should You Say “I Love You” First?

From the “Rules that everyone tells you that are just plain stupid” files… Relationship rule myth: Never, and I mean never, say ‘I love you’ first. OK, suppose every single…
1June 9, 2011
Dating In This Economy Part One: Meeting Someone

Hey Alessia, With all this talk about people staying home in this economy, do you have any tips for meeting new people to date? I’m thinking going door-to-door is a…
0May 31, 2011
Walking The Line Of Bad Relationships

Kari wrote in: I was so glad to read your post on bad relationship signs – I saw myself in number 10. My husband has been two-timing me for at…
2May 22, 2011
Rape Isn’t So Bad If It’s For Lust & Not Money

My area of the Twitterverse is a-fire with tweets about this idiotic post by Roger Helmer MEP: Words like “rape” and “murder” cover a spectrum of activities, and degrees of…
0April 30, 2011
The Sweet Smell of Sex

Over at Pretty Dumb Things, Chelsea Girl wondered about her committed relationship and why they were having less than stellar sex: And I have tried, I have tried and I…
0February 24, 2011
Sentimental And Funny (Because It’s True)

Valentine’s Day is over, but there’s no reason you can’t send this as one of those “just because” greetings…
0February 7, 2011
Responding To AskMen.com’s Top 10 Scary Girlfriend Behaviors

Alessia here, responding to AskMen.com’s Top 10 Scary Girlfriend Behaviors, so that they — and you — can, you know, learn something. 10 She knows things about you that you…
0January 29, 2011
Nervous Before The Wedding Night?

Knit!
0January 17, 2011
Cougar Dating Tips

Don’t tell him your first car was a Studebaker If he ask if you’re on the pill, he’s probably not talking about the hormone pill you take to help you…
0February 27, 2010
Dogs, Cats, Mr. Right, And Other Companion Animals

When making a list of qualities you are looking for in a mate, don’t overlook some of the basic fundamentals of companionship you’ve enjoyed in relationships with pets. Forget about…
0February 14, 2010
If You’re Lonely & Wistful This Valentine’s Day…

If the holiday of romance has you looking backwards, remembering a love you once had, a first love, instead of celebrating a romance of today or eagerly looking for the…
4November 19, 2009
13 Things Not To Say On The First Date

Funny and wise tips found on Twitter: marceldavis #nottosayonfirstdate I love you RyanDenyse #nottosayonfirstdate my ex cheated on me and gave me a STD SecretSiren I’m sorry if I seem…
0November 17, 2009
Cosmo Aims To Sweep Her Off Her Feet With Bad Sex Advice

At Motherhood Metamorphosis, Deanna writes, “You Know Sex Ed Is Really Bad When… Cosmo can’t even get it right. In their instructions for Sex Position of the Day: Sensual Shower,…
2November 13, 2009
Does Makeup Keep You From Getting Laid? (Or, When He Professes He Likes The ‘Natural’ Look)

Don’t you just hate it when your man turns to you and says, “I like you better without make-up,” or makes some comment about how he “prefers the natural look”…
0November 13, 2009
Make-Up Works: Exaggerated Beauty Gets Noticed

Also in the December issue of Psychology Today, Mina Shaghaghi reports on the findings of a series of studies by Richard Russell of Gettysburg College which explains the “allure of…
1November 11, 2009
Two Tickets To Erotica Novella-Land, Maxim Style

In a real shocker, Maxim publishes obvious sex information with girl-on-girl photos. (Just ‘cuz hubby got shafted with a Maxim replacement subscription when Stuff folded, does he have to keep…
0November 11, 2009
Can He Last Three Minutes?

In the November issue of O (and that stands for Oprah, not Orgasm or Overstock.com),
0November 5, 2009
College Co-Ed Dating Humor, 1950

“The relationship of a boy and a girl is like the hands on a clock…” The above was said by a student on NBC’s Halls of Ivy, a show which,…