Thirteen Thoughts About (& Some Gift Suggestions For) Valentine’s Day
For The Single:
1 Do remember your friends! It’s still fun to send & receive Valentines — even if they are silly, they are sweet.
2 Don’t be bitter -and go ahead, buy yourself something you want. Not to cheer yourself up, but to treat yourself. Hey, if you don’t express self love or think you’re worth treating special, who will?
(And don’t ask me to suggest things for you — you should know you. If you don’t, you are light-years away from being ready for a relationship.)
For The Bitterly Single
I told you not to be bitter; but if that ship has sailed…
3 Do try to get over it. It’s one day. And while you’re working for One Day, don’t overlook what today & this moment has for you. See: For The Single above.
4 Do try to have fun with friends — those single or or not. Have fun, enjoy yourself! But…
5 Don’t go to bars or parties if you’re feeling angry &/or desperate. (It shows and never ends well. Plus you’ll embarrass your friends and that’s not cool.)
It’s a party just for the bitterly single. You folks can eat gummy hearts (writing your own wicked sentiments on the gift box — that’s half the fun!) and poke pins in a red Voodoo doll.
Do not, under any circumstances, give such things to even your best friend unless you too are single; like the ‘N’ word, those in relationships do not get to make such jokes.
6 Don’t call and ex. Don’t even kid yourself that you’re just friends, that it’s perfectly fine for you to go out as buddies, because even if you make it past the phone call (and he doesn’t reject you for the crazy desperate chick you are), you’ll either be doing #5 &/or end up as fuck buddies for the night.
And let’s face it, that only results in A) being in a relationship that already has been deemed wrong for you, B) with one of you over-the-moon for the other & all dreamy-eyed waiting by the phone the rest of the weekend, C) one of you thinking the other is a cheap & easy lay, ready for any 3 A.M. booty call, D) any combination of the above.
Just skip all that.
For Those Dating
7 Do get him or her a card, send an ecard or whatnot, depending upon your relationship.
8 Don’t send a card that says, “I Love You!” unless you’ve already spoken those words to one another.
9 Do get a gift — a nice, not a joke, gift — and only if you are celebrating the holiday together. Do not go overboard.
10 Don’t give inappropriate gifts. Like if you haven’t had sex with her yet, don’t give her lingerie. It’s too loaded with expectations. Even if you’ve had sex, but this holiday is early in your relationship, avoid such cliché gifts which express a (hopeful) question or (rude) assumption rather than sentiment. A middle of the road gift idea which says, “I love — and lust — you!” is a pretty pair of panties in a box with perfume, jewelry, &/or a book she’s wanted… Something that expresses interest in more than just her bod.
Chicks, you typically make the mistake of going overboard in your gift giving; it’s equally inappropriate. Presenting him with something too extravagant is one part projection (it’s the extravagant gesture you want him to make) and one part presumption (that marriage is the next step, or this is The First Gift Of The Rest Of Your Lives). Don’t make him feel guilty &/or pressured with gifts; they’re to be nice, thoughtful and fun. For many of you this will mean spending a third (or less!) than the price of that ‘perfect’ item you instinctively thought of — or already bought. (If you already bought something ridiculously expensive, take it back now.)
For Married People Or Those Otherwise Deeply Committed
11 Do give a card and a gift. One is not a replacement for the other.
12 Do make it memorable. Here’s an excellent idea:
If you’re married or otherwise sure she’s The One, a really nice romantic touch is to also give her a (archival quality) scrapbook to store this card and all future cards in. Do this right, and you probably won’t need to have another gift. Write a little note inside, telling her that this is a scrapbook of your love… From now on, all your cards to one another shall be properly placed inside it; ephemeral proof of your lasting love that shall live on as proof for future generations. *dreamy sigh*
Yes, we love cheesy stuff like this; and no, you don’t need to tell all your macho pals. She’ll probably do that part for you anyway. *wink*
13 Don’t get your partner something that suggests work. Not even ‘from the kids’. No one wants a gift that says, “Fix my car, monkey-wrench boy!” or, “Make me some heart-shaped eggs, bitch!”
Now go forth and make with the merry, not the faux pas.
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Great list ;0)
I love sending valentines and I guess it’s time for that. Happy TT!
That inappropriate gift thing reminds me of my first boyfriend, who gave me jelly beans as a Christmas/lets get back together gift. No way I was taking him back after that.
LOVE IT! Some great advice. Like the pics, too! LOL
Great list… Happy Valentines Day!
Excellent list. Valentine’s Day is awesome. Me and hubby both love it. This year he gets Dallas Stars hockey tickets.
Hahaha. Love your #12!